Sweet Sounds From Heaven

 

She was expecting the air condition maintenance man early in the day. She had finished her prayer time, her breakfast and coffee. It was almost time, so she retrieved her under garment from the bedroom and placed it on the arm of the couch. She would simply sit in her prayer chair and continue praying where she could see plainly out the window when the maintenance man arrived. This girl don’t like to waste her time.

She had not been in the prayer chair more than 5 minutes when she saw a white van passing by slowly with the words Air Conditioning on the side. Here they are, she thought. She arose from her chair, retrieved her under garment and put it on.

Out the door, jogging across the yard to help the new maintenance man enter, she noticed that something was just not right. My goodness! I know I put my bra on. Somehow, things didn’t compute. She was self conscious, so she kept her arms down and close to her side. She opened the gate and pointed to the back of the house where the air conditioner was, only moving her arms from the elbows. This tall, good looking gentleman struck out for the back of the house. She struck out for the inside of the house.

Once inside, she discovered her mind was still intact, however her bra was still around her waist. Oh my goodness! She got so tickled, she could hardly stop laughing. She’s wondering if God is laughing too. Of course He is. She could only hope the good looker was not aware of her dilemma, and was having himself a good laugh. She’ll never know will she.

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